Twigdeath, I'm calling you out

Dear Twigdeath,

Recently I read your new story, The Sixth Column: Evolution. Though I found it a little inderectly self-boasting I though it was rather interesting. I'm happy to see, although your shattering all old Sixth Column beliefs, your at least building a lore and staying attached to history. Unfortunately after reading this I made a horrible connection between your story and current pop culture.

Friday, I believe, the second(I believe who really fucking cares) Twilight movie was released. It sold out more than The Dark Knight. Merely 3 days before that, Twigdeath releases a story confirming the vampyr addition to the Sixth Column.

You and I have been friends for years, since before I was even Peace. That is why I am so deeply concerned. For the future of the group, and our friendship I need to know; Twigdeath, are you a Twilight fan?

And don't lie to me.

lols

Opus wrote:

Vati wrote:

lols

sparkle sparkle it's the sun.

Twilight is pretty wretched. It fucking spoils and corrupts everything that was awesome about Vampires. You don't get to just change the lore of Vampires like that, no they don't sparkle, THEY LIGHT ON FUCKING FIRE.

I am a vampire fan. Particularly Ben Templsmith's vampires, those of the 30 Days of Night series. The vicious, massively intelligent, ugly, gritty, bad-ASS vampires, the 5th Column ones, you know?

Yeah those, those are the vampires that we have. Don't worry Peace, no matter how much you think I've deteriorated over the years I will never. Ever go that far.

I agree with everything Twig just said.

I will, however, say this.

Taylor Lautner is hot.

Leiter wrote:

I agree with everything Twig just said.

I will, however, say this.

Taylor Lautner is hot.

I concur. But I think underworld vampires propose a happy medium.

Yeah....well those are better than twilight buuuuuuut

They aren't even the real vampires.

o and twig, Vampires don't actually die in the sun. Who knew? I did.

O and did you know originally vampires could turn into wolves?

WOW UR SO LIGIT

West Craven's thought on Vampires was good

The only way to kill one would be a steak through the heart.

But I like Blade too...

I just don't know which one to go with.

Not just a stake, a wooden stake. Which always made me say, "d00d, wtf, wut if it wuz metul".