Nacho's bio...

Born under a bad moon, the Pagan villagers of 19th century Doorhinge tried to ritually sacrifice young Jeff Oblivion Esquire to a god of judgment, but he proved too resistant. Exiled for maiming ten innocent lambs Jeff had to make his own way through life. Did I mention his parents were abusive? Yeah, that too. Also, the guy was really poor. Back to the story! Jeff had to find his destiny, so he set off to Germany, which was conveniently across the street from Doorhinge. Soon Jeff discovered drugs and got addicted. Yes, drugs too. Living off the crumbs residing in discarded bags of tortilla chips Jeff soon began to refer to himself as "Nacho". As he slowly began to go insane, Nacho used what was left of his mind and his incredible investigation skills to discover a group of dinosaurs called the Sixth Column. Awesome.

This is a work in progress of mine. Critique?

More investigation skills.

lol. The Sixth Column Dinosaurs?

I'm not a dinosaur...

rawr?

I'm a dinosaur. Always have been.

Well, that's great for you. Some of us in this group suffer mortality, and die within a certain time period, especially if a massive meteor the size of the Gulf of Mexico punches us in the face.

SO NYEAH.

Can a meteor punch? I think punching requires the use of hands. Is this a handy meteor? In which case, AWESOME.

I'm sure you know the literary term... Using words that literally don't make sense, like a "weary road", when a road is inanimate and cannot feel tiredness?

Yeah, it's like that.

Or maybe even a metaphor.

Personification.

Yeah, no, it's personification; attaching human characteristics to an otherwise un-humanlike thing.

Yep, it is okay to do so, but at the same time, it loses its original meaning..

See, it still makes sense. I just didn't feel like thinking.

oh not going to talk about Blaze bieng ur son? nothing with the piano... no? fine be that way

I think I may have wrote this before you joined, dude xD

aww that makes me sad... my story is the greatest evaa